EDWARD ABBEY QUOTES III

American author (1927-1989)

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.

EDWARD ABBEY

A Voice Crying in the Wilderness (Vox Clamantis in Deserto)

Tags: dogs


Capitalism: Nothing so mean could be right. Greed is the ugliest of the capital sins.

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A Voice Crying in the Wilderness (Vox Clamantis in Deserto)

Tags: capitalism


Let us hope our weapons are never needed -- but do not forget what the common people of this nation knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny.

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Abbey's Road

Tags: guns


I'd sooner exchange ideas with the birds on earth than learn to carry on intergalactic communications with some obscure race of humanoids on a satellite planet from the world of Betelgeuse.

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"The First Morning", Desert Solitaire

Tags: space travel


Each thing in its way, when true to its own character, is equally beautiful.

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"Cliffrose and Bayonets", Desert Solitaire

Tags: beauty


Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.

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Down the River

Tags: coffee


At that moment I was ready to forsake my other home, forsake my mother and father and little sister and all my friends, and spend the rest of my life in the desert eating cactus for lunch, drinking blood at cocktail time, and letting the ferocious sun flay me skin and soul. I'd gladly have traded parents, school, a college education and a career for one dependable saddle hourse. Later that night, of course, alone in bed, the deadly homesickness would strike me faint.

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Fire on the Mountain


A pessimist is simply an optimist in full possession of the facts.

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Hayduke Lives

Tags: pessimism


Anarchism is democracy taken seriously.

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One Life at a Time, Please

Tags: anarchy, democracy


Where life is there is death, reasons the vulture, and where there's death there's hope.

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One Life at a Time, Please

Tags: death


The earth will survive our most ingenious folly.

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"Shadows from the Big Woods", The Journey Home


I love your letters. How far is that from saying I love you? Well--about a mile. Two miles.

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The Serpents of Paradise

Tags: love


Oh! For love, for the painfully nourished, tenderly cherished, sweet frenzies illusion, the known-illusion within the globule of sentimental cynicism. For romantic love, then, I sacrifice honor, decensy, human kindness, charity, honesty, friendship and the future -- all, (ah!) for love!

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The Serpents of Paradise

Tags: love


The best cure for the ills of democracy is more democracy.

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A Voice Crying in the Wilderness

Tags: democracy


Society is like a stew. If you don't keep it stirred up, you get a lot of scum on top.

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A Voice Crying in the Wilderness

Tags: society


Nobody seems more obsessed by diet than our anti-materialist, otherworldly, New Age, spiritual types. But if the material world is merely an illusion, an honest guru should be as content with Budweiser and bratwurst as with raw carrot juice, tofu, and seaweed slime.

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A Voice Crying in the Wilderness

Tags: diet, food


All gold is fool's gold.

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A Voice Crying in the Wilderness (Vox Clamantis in Deserto)

Tags: gold


A cowboy is a hired hand on the middle of a horse contemplating the hind end of a cow.

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A Voice Crying in the Wilderness (Vox Clamantis in Deserto)


We're all undesirable elements from somebody's point of view.

EDWARD ABBEY

Abbey's Road


The most attractive feature of Alaska, I say, is its small, insignificant human population.

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Beyond the Wall: Essays from the Outside